Alia special

Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.

Shopkeeper -  Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.

Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:                  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Varun - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Aliya - I can eat 6 apples.

Varun - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!

Aliya: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..

Aliya to Shraddha - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?

Shraddha - I can eat 10.

Aliya - Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! 😰😜😫😂😇

Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?

Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.

Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Help Desk - :oops:🔫
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First time in the history it has happened....!

Rajnikant vs Alia.

Question to both in a competition.

What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Alia: Depend karta hai ....

agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''

:oops: Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!