4g time

आने वाले दिनों में यह हो सकता है...
जनरल — 249 में 1 GB, (2G)...
ओबीसी — 149 में 1.5 GB (3G)...
एससी — 99 में 4 GB (3G)...
एसटी — 50 में 3G अनलिमिटेड...
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नया एग्जाम पेटर्न .....
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1. OBC :- बाहुबली के अभिनेता का नाम बताएं ?
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2. SC :- क्या आपने बाहुबली फिल्म देखी
है ?
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3. ST :- बाहुबली फिल्म का कौन सा भाग रिलीज़ हुआ है पार्ट 1 या पार्ट 2
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4. General: कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यूँ मारा ?

A small love story

एक चिड़ा था। एक चिड़ी थी । दोनों की शादी हो गई । दोनों चिड़चिड़े हो गए ।

Cynide

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Planning

Why Planning is important?

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

See Below for the question Paper

Q.1. Your Name........ .........
(2 MARKS)


Q.2.. Which tyre burst?
(98 MARKS)

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right



True story from IIT Bombay ....Batch 1992 !!

Suicide attempt

किसी को रेलवे ट्रैक पर लेटा हुआ देखकर अब तो ये भी नहीं समझ में आता कि,
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लड़का सुसाइड कर रहा है या प्रोफाईल पिक के लिये पोज़ दे रहा है।

Another tour

Modi after all his foreign trips asked his PA which country remaining to visit.

PA: Sir we have visited all countries now we can plan to go Moon n u will b the first PM to land on the Moon.

Modi confirmed his Moon trip. After landing on the Moon he was shocked to see 2 man on the Moon. When he asked who are you two?

Reply was awesome :
































Sir mai cameraman k saath Deepak chaurasia .. AaJ Tak

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