Arguments

What a Jump

Basket Ball

All about a Kiss

Positive Thoughts

Gillette Fusion

YEY !!!

There is no such thing as truly being done checking the Internet..

Science Guys

Football Craze

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Sexting

Dancing in Public

Top hits

A wife wrote this specially for her husband:

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai....
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai....
"Jab tu 11.30pm baje
so jata hai, 
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am
kyu batata hai...?

:mrgreen::mrgreen::D:D😁😁
Sita ji k vanvaas 🌳🌲🌿jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

Wah wah.👏🙏

Sita ji k vanvaas🍀🍃🌱🍂🌴 jane mein bahut badi seekh 💥💫🌟✨hai.

Ghar me 3-3 saas:evil:😈😤 ho to jungle hi theek hai 😄.

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😄Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..😜😜

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BoY : 😒Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : 😩 Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : 😒Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : 😫Sirf 88% ..

Boy : :evil: Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...:mrgreen:😄😂😭😭

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani 💦 Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein :evil: bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....😜😝😂😂
✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌
Wife : Agar meri shadi kisi " Rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni Pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu

Awesome reply :

Husband : pagli
Blood Relation me shadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!
😛😛

Hanso mat,
send karo...
Aur
dusaro ko bhi hasao.:DKEEP SMILING.:D..
😜 😜 😜 😜 😜 😝  :'( 😂 😭 😰

Smart guy

ये मेरी वास्तविक घटना है...
कृपया कॉपी ना करें...

मुझे एक लड़की का WhatsApp पर msg आया... वह
बोली:
"अपनी फ़ोटो WhatsApp प्रोफाइल पर मत
डाला करो..."
मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???"
वो बोली:
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"💋लिपस्टिक 💋से मेरा SmartPhone
गन्दा हो जाता है..!
☺☺☺

Switching jobs

Dhoni same team for last 4 yr : package 12 crore
Yuvraj 4 switches (Punjab, Pune, Bangalore & now Delhi) package 16 crore

Moral : Performance doesn't matter....job me switch karte raho... packge jyada hoyi jayega😜