#WC2015

Good afternoon

Breaking news

ICC has disqualified Australia for ball tampering in yesterday's world cup semifinal match. Bowlers starc and Johnson have been named the culprits. Videos show clearly they tampered it in between the overs.

So this makes India automatically qualify to the finals against New Zealand. We still have a chance to win the cup.

Thanks to Arnab Goswami and times no channel for submitting the video to ICC.

Now we can cheer back saying we won't give it back.
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April fool in advance.😜

#Wife #Husband

दामाद का प्यार!

एक बार एक सास अपने 3 दामादों का प्यार देखने के लिए दरिया में कूद गयी
तो एक दामाद ने बचा लिया।
सास ने उसे कार तोहफे में दे दी।

अगले दिन फिर कूद गयी तो दूसरे दामाद ने बचा लिया उसे मोटरसाइकिल मिली।

फिर तीसरे दिन सास दोबारा कूदी तो तीसरे दामाद ने सोचा कि अब तो साइकिल ही मिलेगी

तो उसने सास को नही बचाया, सास मर गयी लेकिन फिर भी दामाद को मर्सिडीज़ मिली।
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ससुर ने दी।

Height of cheating..!!
Santa was Filling up a form. He did not know the meaning of Zodiac Sign.

He turned the page & saw that Banta had written Scorpio, so he wrote Innova..!! 😝😂

Next one
....😄hilarious😝

Santa's Wife was also filling up a form. She did not know the meaning Of Zodiac Sign. She turned the page & saw that Banta's Wife had written Cancer so she wrote Piles.!! 😩😜

#Financial Year

After the RAMA - RAVANA war, Hanuman submitted his TA/DA Bills of his official tour for collecting Sanjeevani to Ayodhya administration.

The Auditor raised 3 objections :

(1) Hanuman did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharathan), the King of Ayodhya, before the journey.

(2) Hanuman being Grade 2-officer was not entitled for air travel.

(3) Hanuman was asked to bring Sanjeevani, just a single plant, but he carried a whole mountain. (unauthorized excess baggage).

The Auditor returned the bill. King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination.

worried Hanuman approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.

The Auditor now wrote on the Bill :

Case Re-examined : -

1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka.

2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.

3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journeys with extra cost; hence bill may be paid.
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Wish u a happy financial year ending !!!

#WC2015

How Unlucky 26 date for INDIA
26-Jan-01
Gujarat Earthquake
26-Dec-04
Indian Ocean Tsunami
26-Jul-05
Mumbai Floods (Heavy Rain)
26-Nov-08
Mumbai Attack
26-Mar-15
India lost Semi WC2015


Ye sab toh phir bhi hazam ho jaata.....

Anushka Sharma bhi 26 Saal ki hai 😂😂😂