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Friday 31 July 2015

Cheater husband

There was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home. When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.

"Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"

Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she read:

















"बावली पैर दिख रहे है तेरे बेड के नीचे से"

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Status by a wife

A status by a Wife....

I trust U... But remember.. My trust & ur bones will break simultaneously....

Very interesting calculation

Very interesting & meaningful msg to share:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%

None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?

Is it Money? NO!

M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%

Leadership? NO!

L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE"...

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful.

Amazing mathematics

Beautiful msg to share:
Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below

A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;
E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;
I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;
M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;
Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;
U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;
Y = 25 ; Z = 26.

With each alphabet getting a number, in chronological order, as above, study the following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself

Hindu -
S h r e e K r i s h n a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9

Muslim
M o h a m m e d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9

Jain
M a h a v i r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9

Sikh
G u r u N a n a k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11 =108 =9

Parsi
Z a r a t h u s t r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9

Buddhist
G a u t a m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9

Christian
E s a M e s s i a h
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9

Each one ends with number 9

THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!

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Relationship

Bacha: mamma...mai kase paida hua??
Maa: maine 1 box me mithayi daal kr rkh di thu...kuch din bd usme se mujhe tum mile..

Bache ne b waisa hi kiya...

Kuch din baad jb dkha to usme cockroach tha....

Bacha gusse me: dil to krta h tujhe abi chappal se mar du

pr kya kru aaulad h tu meri!!

Today's dose

Brand New 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
⛽⛽⛽Doctr : i am sorry.
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye. Dobara opration karna hoga.
Sardar : Abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye naya le le...😄😃😀😂
This "Sardar ji is The Ultimate!

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👳Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!
😳😝😂😁😂😂😀
You can't stop laughing..
😀😃😄😛😝😜😜

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Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....
Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!
😂😂😜😜😜😜😜

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Blast of the day: Wife was kidnapped. Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded money. Husband replied "Ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."😡MUNDI Bhej MUNDI"
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
👳👳

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Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!
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Hitler: "There's no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!
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Ultimate Hit!!
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Sardar ka interview : Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola...
"Vidhwa Aurat...."
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Naya hai frwd karna start karo!!!!!⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽