Friendship

Dangerous Dosti: 👬👬👬👬👬

Main Ghar Late aaya toh Dad 👴 ne Pucha: "Where were you?"

Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar 🏡 par tha."

Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call ☎ Kiya.

4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, 🏠 Yahin par tha."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla 🏃 hai."

3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, 📖 Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?"

1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua"!

👋 PITWAA DIYA SALO NE !!! 😄

Mobile aarti

यदा यदा हि मोबाइलस्य
        ग्लानिर्भवति सिग्नलः
आउट ऑफ रीच सूचनेन
        त्वरित जागृत संशयाः ।

विच्छेदितं संपर्का:
      कलहं मात्र भविष्यति।
तस्मात चार्जिंग एवं रिचार्जिंग,
      कुर्वंतु तव सत्वरं।।

मनसोक्तम् चॅटिंगं
      हास्यविनोदेन टेक्स्टिंगं।
सत्वर सत्वर फाॅरवर्डिंगं,
      अखंडितं सेवाः प्रार्थयामि।।

टच स्क्रीनं नमस्तुभ्यं
       अंगुलीस्पर्शं क्षमस्वमे।
प्रसन्नाय इष्टमित्राणां,
       अहोरात्रं मेसेजम् करिष्ये॥

इति श्री मोबाईल स्तोत्रम् संपूर्णम्
       
        ॐ शांति शांति शांति:
             ॥शुभम् भवतु॥

"रोज सुबह शाम इसका ३ बार जाप करें तो Internet की सर्विस अखंड बनी रहती है और आपका Mobile सदा निरोगी रहता है।
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Worried wife

A touching love story...

WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?

Husband:
No...how can I think of marrying?

Wife-
Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married

Husband:
...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...

Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...

Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you

Wife:
Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?

Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.

Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: no...
its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..

Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband:
No..how can I...
it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, never
her size is '7', and yours is 9

Wife:
--silence-

Husband:
'Shiiit'...!!!😝:)😝:)😝:)