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Akshay- hii everyone..!!
Shahid- Hi overacting ki dukaan

Akshay- (angry)

Saif- hehhe

Kareena- Hii Saifu......love u

*Shahid left group*

Bipasha- hahaha....bechara......how r u frnds??

John- hey m fine....miss u....how's u??

*Bipasha left group*

Akshay- arey yr bhot boring ho rha hai...

Ajay- kyun? Tees Mar khan dekhi kya?

Akshay- nhi... teri Himmatwala dekhi

*Ajay was removed from group*

Aishwarya- Nice to meet u all. ..thnx for adding in the grp

Salman- Miss to hmne bhi bohot kiya aapko

Aishwarya- Hii....who r u??

Salman- (silence)

Akshay - Kya sallu bhai...bhot emotional ho rhe ho

*Aishwarya left group *

Salman- hmmm

Vivek- Kon hai tu? Kyon ro rha hai?

Salman- Mujh par ek ehsaan krna ki Mujh par koi ehsaan mat krna...

*Vivek left group *

Amitabh- Hahaha.....arey Akki hmare zamane ke actors hein ki nhi iss grp me???

Akshay- Haan hai na...Rekha ji hein..

*Amitabh left group *

Chunky- Bas karo yr....sab grp Kyon chhod rhe hai??

Saif- Chunky ko kaun add kiya??

Chunky- Arey me bhi Bangladesh ka superstar hu...

Salman- hehhe

Govinda- Aap sabko Govinda ka namaskar..

Shakti kapoor- Aaau....mere raja babu.. apko bhi namaskar

*Shakti kapoor was removed from group *

Shahrukh- Kyon nikala usko grp se

Akshay- Sry...glti se add hua.....vulgar members not allowed

Salman- Shahrukh ko Kyon add kiya??

Shahrukh- Tera kya ja rha he??

Salman- Sahi se reh nhi to maar khayega

Shahrukh- Jyada natak mar kr

Akshay- Ladai bndh kro wrna dono ko grp se bahr nikaal dunga

Suniel Shetty- Akki bhai...Hera-pheri 3 ki shooting kb shuru hogi??

Akshay- Tjhe liya he kya film mein..

Suniel Shetty-

Hritik- Hii Anna....ajkal filmo me dikhai nhi dete...

Suniel Shetty- Jabse Krrish dekhi he filmo me kaam krne ka man hi nhi krta. .

Madhuri- Hello frnds....meri comebck film Gulaabi gang jaroor dekhna...

Juhi Chawla- Yes frnds..zaroor dekhna...mein bhi hu

Alia bhatt- Haha...koi nhi dekhega

Raveena- Akki...bacchiyon ko kyon add kiya grp me

Sunny leone- Only adults allowed

Saif- Oye sunny leone bhi hai kya?

Kareena-

*Kareena left group *

*Sunny leone was removed from group *

*Sunny deol added in group *

Akshay- Hii dhai kilo wale haath

Sunny deol- Oyyeeeeeeee..!!. Action hero se mjak?..fod dunga..

Suniel Shetty- Mein hun action hero

Akshay- Mein hun..

Salman- Action ka dusra naam Salman Khan

John- I m the real action hero..

Rajnikant- Munna.......jhund me toh suvar aate hai...sher akela aata hai..!!

John- kaun tu???

Sunny- kaun hai ye akki? Batana,

Akshay- Rajnikant Sir..

* Sunny deol left group *

*Hritik left group *

*John left group *

*Saif left group *

*Salman left group *

*Shahrukh left group *

*Suniel Shetty left group *

Yenna Raskala...Mind it..!!
After a movement

Unknown Girl :-hiii...rajni sir

Rajnikant:-yeh kon hey Akki...???






















































































Akshay Kumar:-Shantabai...


Rajnikant deleted what's app

Online world

Very nice message
I had spent an hour in the bank with my Uncle, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself & asked...

''Uncle, why don't we activate your internet banking?''

''Why would I do that?''
He asked...

''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.

You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!''

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of Net banking.

He asked ''If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?

''Yes, yes''! I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now.

You know I m alone...
this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.

Two years back I got sick, The store owner from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.

My wife fell down few days back while on her morning walk. My local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live.

Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?

Why would I want everything delivered to me and force me to interact with just my computer? 

I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller' . It creates bonds. Relationships.

Does Amazon deliver all this as well?'''