Tuesday 24 February 2015
#WC2015
हद हैं अफवाह फैलाने की,अब ये किसने कहा कि हाशिम आमला का बाप का नाम डाबर आमला और माँ का नाम शांति आमला हैं...
Invitation
प्रिय यमराज जी,
पहले प्रमोद महाजन,
फिर बिलास राव देशमुख,
बाल ठाकरे, गोपीनाथ मुंडे, और अब आर आर पाटिल,
एक एक करके महाराष्ट्र के बड़े बड़े नेताओं को अपने साथ ले जा रहे हैं प्रभु.......
हमारे उत्तर-प्रदेश में भी बहुत बड़े बड़े नेता हैं प्रभुवर.....
कभी आइये न घुमते घामते.....
हमारे यहाँ से भी कुछ हो जाये...😂😂😂
कुछ दिन तो गुजारिये उत्तर प्रदेश और बिहार में😜😜😜
पहले प्रमोद महाजन,
फिर बिलास राव देशमुख,
बाल ठाकरे, गोपीनाथ मुंडे, और अब आर आर पाटिल,
एक एक करके महाराष्ट्र के बड़े बड़े नेताओं को अपने साथ ले जा रहे हैं प्रभु.......
हमारे उत्तर-प्रदेश में भी बहुत बड़े बड़े नेता हैं प्रभुवर.....
कभी आइये न घुमते घामते.....
हमारे यहाँ से भी कुछ हो जाये...😂😂😂
कुछ दिन तो गुजारिये उत्तर प्रदेश और बिहार में😜😜😜
English GF
Misba-Ul-Haq(Pak Captain) trying to propose an Australian Girl :
Misba: Mai apse beintha muhobat karta hu
Girl: What?
Misba: Mai apse pyar karta hu
Girl: Pls speak in English
Misba: Boys Played Well.. It was just a bad luck today and we lost the match....
Misba: Mai apse beintha muhobat karta hu
Girl: What?
Misba: Mai apse pyar karta hu
Girl: Pls speak in English
Misba: Boys Played Well.. It was just a bad luck today and we lost the match....
Broship
This particular joke won
an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain
Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"
He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . .
I have quit drinking"!!!😛
an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain
Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"
He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . .
I have quit drinking"!!!😛
Tension bahut hai
Girlfriend: Jaanu tum bahot badal Gaye ho, kal raat mere message ka reply bhi nahi kiya
Boy: nahi jaanu kaam mein busy tha…
GF: 2-3 din se tum kaam ka bahana bana rahe ho. tum mujhse kuch chupa rahe ho…
Boy: nahi Jaanu thodi tention hai..
GF: tum hamesha apni tention mujhse chupate ho.mujhe batao hum dono mil kar koi solution nikalenge. tum mujhe kuch to batao problem kya hai..
Boy: Toh le sun
When I am storing data to the database it's shows 404 . but Null pointer exception is there, and there is missing connection string in web config. Actully data is already parsing but there is an error of json tag . I am trying to resolve the json data at runtime and sending using WCF.
GF: ok jaanu Mai jati Hu maa bula rahi hai..
Boy: nahi jaanu kaam mein busy tha…
GF: 2-3 din se tum kaam ka bahana bana rahe ho. tum mujhse kuch chupa rahe ho…
Boy: nahi Jaanu thodi tention hai..
GF: tum hamesha apni tention mujhse chupate ho.mujhe batao hum dono mil kar koi solution nikalenge. tum mujhe kuch to batao problem kya hai..
Boy: Toh le sun
When I am storing data to the database it's shows 404 . but Null pointer exception is there, and there is missing connection string in web config. Actully data is already parsing but there is an error of json tag . I am trying to resolve the json data at runtime and sending using WCF.
GF: ok jaanu Mai jati Hu maa bula rahi hai..
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