Snata hurt

सन्ता(फ़ोन पर): मैडमजी, तुस्सी कित्थे?
मैडमजी: जी मैं कपूरथल्ले ।
सन्ता(hurt):क्यों?? असी माड़े सी??

Convent school vs Govt school

काँनवेन्ट स्कूल और सरकारी सकूल के  बच्चों में क्या अंतर होता है।।।आएं देखते हैचिडियाघर मेँ काँनवेन्ट स्कूल के बच्चे-oh!wow tiger is sleeping, don't disturbसरकारी स्कूल के बच्चे...मार पत्थर हरामी नु सुत्ता पिया है  वेख   तेरा   पीओ  आया  है तेनु  मिलान  

Imagination

Wife: Imagine karo 
agar mai aapki har baat samjhu
aur har baat maanu toh.?

Husband hasta hai,
Bahut hasta hai...
Haste haste zameen par gir jata hai aur
khushi se chilla ke kehta hai -

" Saala imagine bhi nahi kar paa Raha hu ".
😀😀😀😀😀😅😅😅😅😅

MBBS from IIN

नए-नए डॉक्टर ने अपने जीवन का
पहला ऑपरेशन किया।
ऑपरेशन के थोड़ी देर बाद ही
मरीज मर गया ।
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डॉक्टर ने दीवार पर टंगी भगवान
की तस्वीर की ओर
हाथ जोड़कर सिर झुकाते हुए पूरी
श्रध्दा से कहा :–
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हे प्रभु, मेरी ओर से यह पहली
भेंट स्वीकार कीजिए.
😜😜😜😜


MBBS From IIN

Sick leave

Sick leave for conjunctivitis (ऑख आना)

Dear Sir,

Sending you this leave application.

I will not come as my eyes have come. If I come with my coming eyes then your eyes will come & you will not come. But still if you come with your coming eyes all office eyes will come & all will not come. So I will not come and all will come. I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming.

Yours Sincerely

Nainsukh

I love you mom

5 year old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Awww ! I Love You Too..

16 year Old Boy :-
I Love You Mom.
Mom :- Sorry ! I Have No Money...
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21 year Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Hmm...Kaun hai woh? Kahan rehti hai ?
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai..

But the Best is..

35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shadi mat karna...

And the award winning one...

55 year old man : Mom I love you...

Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi...


कौन ‪#‎कहता‬ है कि ‪#‎फरिश्ते‬ ‪#‎स्वर्ग‬ में
‪#‎बसते‬ है . .
कभी ‪#‎अपनी‬ ‪#‎माँ‬ को ध्यान से ‪#‎देखा‬
है....!!

Missing friends

The pain of missing friends
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U r standing some where nd see a
group of friends having fun.......
U smile nd say to urself .
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'HUM TO ISSE BHI JYADA KAMINEY THE'.

Fake profile

Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana
chahta hun.......
Dad:- bolo.
Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke
naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain.
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Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere
pas... lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??.
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Kid:- dad aap jis Pinky Sharma ko ek mahine
se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo meri hi fake
Id hai
Haha Thoko Like

Tuff paper

Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

A message

Couldn't stop myself from forwarding this Excellent message ..

A bus full of passengers was traveling while. suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightening all around.

They could see that the lightening would appear to come towards the bus and then go elsewhere.

After 2 or 3 horrible instances of being saved from lightening, the driver stopped the bus about fifty feet away from a tree and said -

"We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today."

Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.

Now listen carefully what I am saying ..

I want each person to come out of bus one by one and touch the tree trunk and come back.

Whom so ever death is certain will get caught up by the lightening and will die & everybody else will be saved".

They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.

He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.

His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.

This continued for rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.

When the last passenger's turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.

That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.

Everybody forced him to get down and go and touch the tree.

With a 100% fear of death in mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.

There was a huge sound of thunder and the lightening came down and hit the bus - yes the lightening hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.

It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier,the entire bus was safe and the lightening could not strike the bus.

LIFE LEARNING from this..

At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, but this could also be because of a person right next to us.

Look around you - Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, etc, who are saving you from harm..!













Think About it..

You will surely find that Person..!!
Beautiful Lines for Every Group

''Alone I can 'Say' but
together we can 'talk'.

'Alone I can 'Enjoy' but
together we can
'Celebrate'.

'Alone I can 'Smile' but
together we can 'Laugh'.

That's the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.

We are nothing without
each other

😊Stay Connected!!😊.

Advantage of summer

गर्मी का एक फायदा है...............................
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😜ठंड बिलकुल नही लगती.....😝😝😝

Why I am married?

Q : “मैंने शादी क्यों की ?” विषय पर निबंध लिखो

Best One line Ans. by a husband :

“मति मारी गई थी Sir !!”

(20 Marks out of 20)  
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