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Wednesday 1 April 2015

Hands Up ... Caught by CBI


April Fool or seriously fool


April Fools Day prank by Cyanogen on latest CM12 nightly


April fool of married people

Please note ....

April Fools Day is only for Singles ....

The Married already have their Wedding Anniversaries ....

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Thank you for believing

Six Amazing facts:-
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1. 90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk
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2. Snake's vision is up to 5 km.
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3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
4. No twins have been born till now in Switzerland.
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5. Zebra doesn't have liver.
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6. All these details are false.
😳😳😳😳😳😳 Thanx for believing for a while
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#Jaam mein fansa hu

कल शाम दोस्तों ने जबरन बिठा लिया

और
फिर चला सिलसिला🍻🍻जाम का

तभी मैडम का फ़ोन आ गया
और बोली-
कहाँ हो?

मैंने कहा-
जाम 🍻🍻में फंसा हूँ
थोड़ी देर लगेगी
😀😀

If you are happy

In a school in Punjab, Everyone was singing, "If you're Happy and you know it, clap your hands...".
Only 3 students clapped their hands.

Because...........The rest of them were Sunny, Lucky, Pinky, Dolly, Sonu, Bunny, Guddu, Sweetie, Honey, Baby, etc 😜😜😜

April fool

W6y w0y w8y w9x

Nahi samajhe?
Zara ulta karke dekho.














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HaHaHa.. popat!
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Jab sidha samaj nhi aya to
Ulta kya khak samajh Aayega?

“APRIL FOOL”

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SouthAfrica and WC links

Question in mythology class: Students, tell names of 2 famous demons you know.

Indian kid: Ahirawan and Mahirawan.

Greek kid: Heracles and Pericles.

Indonesian kid: Machku and Pichku.

South African kid: Duckworth and Lewis.

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#Gabar Singh and Basanti

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गब्बर: आज मेने बसंती को नहाते वक्त देखा...
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वीरू: कुत्ते कमीने... मैं तेरा खून पि जाऊंगा!
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गब्बर: रिलेक्स बेवडे...मैं नहा रहा था...
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जब देखो तब खून पि जाऊंगा.


nonsense😂

#Girls vs Chess

Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess...😯😂


(Joke Doesn't End Here)

















GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai... Pak Gaye Hai...😕


GIRL 2: Haan Yaar... Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf Ghoda!😶😄


(The Joke Doesn't End Here Either)
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Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai...


BOY: Chalo Girls... Chess Khelte Hain...😋


Both GIRLS: Nahi... Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge...😒


BOY: Chalo Yaar... Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela...😌


Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge...😢


BOY: Okay... Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga...😈


Both GIRLS: Yupee... Phir Thik Hai...☺😅


(The Joke Still Doesn't End)
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Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai...


GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar... Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!😪


GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Abe Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume...😠


GIRL 1: Kaise?😟









GIRL 2: Wo Lefty Hi Hoga...!😁

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😜.............😆😆