Wednesday, 1 April 2015
April fool of married people
Please note ....
April Fools Day is only for Singles ....
The Married already have their Wedding Anniversaries ....
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April Fools Day is only for Singles ....
The Married already have their Wedding Anniversaries ....
😃😃😂😂😂😂
Thank you for believing
Six Amazing facts:-
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1. 90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk
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2. Snake's vision is up to 5 km.
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3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
4. No twins have been born till now in Switzerland.
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5. Zebra doesn't have liver.
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6. All these details are false.
😳😳😳😳😳😳 Thanx for believing for a while
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1. 90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk
🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼
2. Snake's vision is up to 5 km.
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury. 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
4. No twins have been born till now in Switzerland.
👬👬👬👬👭👭👭👭
5. Zebra doesn't have liver.
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6. All these details are false.
😳😳😳😳😳😳 Thanx for believing for a while
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#Jaam mein fansa hu
कल शाम दोस्तों ने जबरन बिठा लिया
और
फिर चला सिलसिला🍻🍻जाम का
तभी मैडम का फ़ोन आ गया
और बोली-
कहाँ हो?
मैंने कहा-
जाम 🍻🍻में फंसा हूँ
थोड़ी देर लगेगी
😀😀
और
फिर चला सिलसिला🍻🍻जाम का
तभी मैडम का फ़ोन आ गया
और बोली-
कहाँ हो?
मैंने कहा-
जाम 🍻🍻में फंसा हूँ
थोड़ी देर लगेगी
😀😀
If you are happy
In a school in Punjab, Everyone was singing, "If you're Happy and you know it, clap your hands...".
Only 3 students clapped their hands.
Because...........The rest of them were Sunny, Lucky, Pinky, Dolly, Sonu, Bunny, Guddu, Sweetie, Honey, Baby, etc 😜😜😜
Only 3 students clapped their hands.
Because...........The rest of them were Sunny, Lucky, Pinky, Dolly, Sonu, Bunny, Guddu, Sweetie, Honey, Baby, etc 😜😜😜
April fool
W6y w0y w8y w9x
Nahi samajhe?
Zara ulta karke dekho.
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HaHaHa.. popat!
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Jab sidha samaj nhi aya to
Ulta kya khak samajh Aayega?
“APRIL FOOL”
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Nahi samajhe?
Zara ulta karke dekho.
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HaHaHa.. popat!
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Jab sidha samaj nhi aya to
Ulta kya khak samajh Aayega?
“APRIL FOOL”
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SouthAfrica and WC links
Question in mythology class: Students, tell names of 2 famous demons you know.
Indian kid: Ahirawan and Mahirawan.
Greek kid: Heracles and Pericles.
Indonesian kid: Machku and Pichku.
South African kid: Duckworth and Lewis.
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Indian kid: Ahirawan and Mahirawan.
Greek kid: Heracles and Pericles.
Indonesian kid: Machku and Pichku.
South African kid: Duckworth and Lewis.
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#Gabar Singh and Basanti
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गब्बर: आज मेने बसंती को नहाते वक्त देखा...
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वीरू: कुत्ते कमीने... मैं तेरा खून पि जाऊंगा!
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गब्बर: रिलेक्स बेवडे...मैं नहा रहा था...
. बसंती जा रही थी...
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जब देखो तब खून पि जाऊंगा.
nonsense😂
गब्बर: आज मेने बसंती को नहाते वक्त देखा...
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वीरू: कुत्ते कमीने... मैं तेरा खून पि जाऊंगा!
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गब्बर: रिलेक्स बेवडे...मैं नहा रहा था...
. बसंती जा रही थी...
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जब देखो तब खून पि जाऊंगा.
nonsense😂
#Girls vs Chess
Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess...😯😂
(Joke Doesn't End Here)
GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai... Pak Gaye Hai...😕
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar... Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf Ghoda!😶😄
(The Joke Doesn't End Here Either)
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Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai...
BOY: Chalo Girls... Chess Khelte Hain...😋
Both GIRLS: Nahi... Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge...😒
BOY: Chalo Yaar... Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela...😌
Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge...😢
BOY: Okay... Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga...😈
Both GIRLS: Yupee... Phir Thik Hai...☺😅
(The Joke Still Doesn't End)
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Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai...
GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar... Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!😪
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Abe Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume...😠
GIRL 1: Kaise?😟
GIRL 2: Wo Lefty Hi Hoga...!😁
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😜.............😆😆
(Joke Doesn't End Here)
GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai... Pak Gaye Hai...😕
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar... Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf Ghoda!😶😄
(The Joke Doesn't End Here Either)
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Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai...
BOY: Chalo Girls... Chess Khelte Hain...😋
Both GIRLS: Nahi... Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge...😒
BOY: Chalo Yaar... Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela...😌
Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge...😢
BOY: Okay... Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga...😈
Both GIRLS: Yupee... Phir Thik Hai...☺😅
(The Joke Still Doesn't End)
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Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai...
GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar... Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!😪
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Abe Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume...😠
GIRL 1: Kaise?😟
GIRL 2: Wo Lefty Hi Hoga...!😁
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😜.............😆😆
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