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Wednesday, 16 September 2015

Speak in English

Chotu: Mummy......aap ne mujh se jhut bola....😔


Mom: I told u....every time please speak in English....😡


Chotu : Ok Mom.....I said that u lied to me.....😖


Mom : When.....😳


Chotu : U said that.....my younger sister is an angel....😳


Mom : Yes.....she is....😊


Chotu : So why didn't she fly......when I threw her from our balcony......😥😰


Mom : Tera beda gark ho je......Kanjra......😱
Kithe sutteya kuri nu.....👿😡😦

Company growth

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Employee : After 3 quarters I don't really care about company growth, I just do the nagin dance.