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Friday, 27 March 2015

#Student

२०३० का हिन्दी का प्रश्न पत्र...

प्रश्न : इस गीत का भावार्थ लिखे !!

"Blue Eyes
hypnotize तेरी
करती है मैनू ,
I swear
छोटी dress में
Boomb लगदी मैनू''

ऊत्तर :
-प्रस्तुत गीत अथवा कविता इस सदी के महान कवि 'योयो हनी सिंह' द्वारा संकलित -पुस्तिका 'Blue Eyes ' से उद्घृत है। जिसके रचयिता 'श्री हनी सिंहजी' भाव-विभोर हो कह उठते हैं कि,

''हे देवी ! तेरे नीले नेत्र मुझे सम्मोहित कर रहे हैं।
मैं शपथपूर्वक कहता हूँ कि आप तुच्छ वस्त्रों में विस्फोटक सामग्री के समान प्रतीत हो रही है!''

😂😂😜😉

#WC2015

AUSTRALIA
NEW ZEALAND

आपस में ही खेल लेना था
भाई

सबको क्यों बुलाया था

#WC2015

😄
, If you're feeling sad for Team India just remember:
1. Neither C.Ronaldo nor L.Messi have a World Cup against their names.
2. Leonardo di Caprio has never won an Oscar.
3. Stephen Hawking doesn't have a Nobel Prize.
4. I myself have never topped university.😜😳

So its OK .. Just chill 😊

#Whatsapp

3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? ..

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Sir actuallyghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick
tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... ..

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠


Haan Chatur, tum batao.
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi
bola seedhe shabdo mein.....

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why sir?..

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar
jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.....

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!..

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir,
Aapko pasand nahi aaya.....😜😜😜😜