Increment this year

Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy.

HR department: that's not the gas subsidy. That's your increment!! 😂😂😂😂

Who is the Guy

Twist in the tale

Girl : Hiiiiii

Boy : Hi

Girl : what happened?

Boy : nothing.

Girl : no say na what happened.. u look soo sad

Boy : I'll ask u something.. nd u have to tel me the truth..will u?

Girl : ok ask

Boy : who is Rajesh loafer?.. He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot?

Girl : Pls dont say anything about him...😢

Boy: Is he ur ex bf? r u still in love with him..?😡

Girl : why would i love him.. u are my only love...

Boy : Then is he ur brother?

Girl : No no...not like that...

Boy : Then who the hell is he?

Girl : shall we talk something else

Boy : So u r hiding something frm me? u have that much close relationship with him...he s so much important to u ryt?

Girl : If i disclose the secret u will definitely scold me...

Boy : I m getting irritated now.. dont test my patience..

Girl : Pls ya...

Boy : if u dont tell me i will break our relationship ryt now...

Girl : i will tell u... bt promise tht u won't scold me ok??

Boy : oh ok...😢

Girl : Hmmm...
That is my fake profile... if no one likes my dp i like my pic through that login id and also post comments like cute,nice,hot,sexy,etc!!!!

Boy- Speechless
😳😳😂😂😂😂

Missing me

पूछ रही थी वो कल मुझसे:-
क्या तुम मुझे याद करते हो ?

मुस्कराकर मैं बोला:-
पागल याद करना इतना आसान
होता तो . . . .
कॉलेज में टॉप ना कर लेते हम !!!
😄😄😜😜😄

Rekha vs Husband 18+

रेखा-" मेरे पति इतने ठरकी हैं,
कि मैं उनके सामने कपडे
भी चेंज (Change) नहीं कर सकती।
मै चेंज करती हू तो वो पिछे से पेल देते है😜
" सुरेखा-" वो तो फिर भी ठीक हैं, मैं तो अपने पति के सामने
उबासी भी नहीं ले सकती😄😋😝

Stupid auto-correct

Chatting was on....

Bipin : Do you fuck?
Pratima: Excuse me? 😳

Bipin : Do you fuck?
Pratima : Shut up, you asshole...😡

Bipin: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am soooo sorry...😕
Pratima: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyways?

Bipin: Do you suck?

Pratima: Teri ma ka bhosda, madarchod ...
😝😛😜😂😅😭😄😃😀

Poor vs India

सुना है सरकार गरीबो के लिए छ्ह करोड़ शौचालय बनवा रही है..

अरे भाई..........

पहले गरीब को खिलाओ तो सही...


खायेगा इंडिया
तभी तो
जायेगा इंडिया😜