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Friday, 22 January 2016

Punjabi boy

This is hilarious:

Punjabi boy writing an essay on Greedy Dog...
0nce there was a bukha kutta. He was very bukha. He was phiring loor loor. He look the shop of chacha chatarr singh. He take one boti from there, and nassing speedo speed. When he guzra from naalay waley pull tonh, he saw one more kutta in pani. He become very kameena. His soch was very kutteyan waali. He tried to kho the boti from dujja kutta and lost apni v boti... .
MORAL: Improve ur english or punjabi..😜😜😜



Punjabiyan de bachhe paper karde time:

aa v ho gya📝
aa v ho gya📝
aa v ho gya📝
aa v ho gya📝

at the time of result 🙇:

Oh Teri Bhen di !
aa ki ho gya..... 😱




The Ultimate Punjabi:
In English exam, Banta made sentences of the given WORDS as:

1. WHAT - Sweety nu Bunty naal vekh ke Pappu de matthay te WHAT pay gaye.

2. KILL - Teetu ne deewar te KILL thoak ke photo tangg ditti.

3. DIG - Per phissal jan di wajah naal Bittu farsh te DIG gaya.

4. MY - Assi ghar de kaam karn layi ek MY rakkhi hai.

5. PUT: Kal Santa ne mere baal PUT ditte!!

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