Morning Laughter Dose

JOKE OF THE DAY😜😜

Muslim ladki exam mein Hindu ladke se: "Excuse me , Bhai Jaan.." 💁

Ladka:😁 "Ek to paper confusing hai :'( aur upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai 😰...

.. Ya to Bhai bol ya Jaan bol " 😁😁😁😂😂😂
⏰ ROCKING GENERATION.

"KID FAILS IN EXAM"

Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!

Son: Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
☺☺;);)😝😜

Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.😆

🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

Teacher- 🌍💫🌝Chand par pehla kadam👟 kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra 👣?

Pappu- doosra👣 bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!
😸😆😂😸
❌😄😛❌-Laughter time-❌:D😂!❌

🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄
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👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega:D:D😛😄:D
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👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔
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💢💢💢💢💢💊💊💊
Doctor: Do exercise daily for
good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket,   daily.
Doctor: how long  do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!😄📱📱📱
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👩👩👩👩👩👩Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
😝😜😄😛:D:mrgreen::mrgreen::)😝😜😛😝😄:D:mrgreen:
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Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄;)