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Showing posts with label WC 2015. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WC 2015. Show all posts

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

#WC2015

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Dedicated to cricket lovers here:

Sunil Gavaskar recently went on an Australia tour where he was invited for the screening of an Australian movie named "Gavaskar"

He was overjoyed, humbly accepted the invitation and went for the screening.

After sitting through the full movie, he realized it was nowhere related to Sunil Gavaskar or even to the game of Cricket!

Out of fury, he questioned the director "Are you out of your mind? Why did you name this movie Gavaskar, and made no mention of me or Cricket in the whole movie?"

The director replied - "So Mr. Gavaskar, now you know, how we Australians felt when you Indians made a movie named BORDER and there was no mention of Alan Border and cricket in it???"

Gavaskar fainted...๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

#WC2015

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Dear Sir,

Greetings! I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It's time to display the patriotism by entire nation. I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave. Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final.My nation needs me. Kindly grant me the leave.
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Dear Sender,

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