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Wednesday, 25 March 2015

#Angel

Chotu : Mom u lied to me.
Mom : When my son. ?😕
Chotu : U said that my younger sis is an angel.
Mom : Yes, she is
Chotu : So why didn't she fly wen I threw her from our balcony.
Mom : Tera beda gark ho je.. Kanjra. Kithe sutteya kuri nu..😜😷😛😝👀

#WC2015

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings! I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It's time to display the patriotism by entire nation. I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave. Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final.My nation needs me. Kindly grant me the leave.
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Dear Sender,

I will be on sick leave tomorrow. Response will be delayed.

Regards

#BREAKING News

ब्रेकिंग न्यूज़:

कृपया करके आपके जितने भी रिश्तेदार delhi में रहते हैं

उनको सूचित कर दें कि

CIA, RAW और दूसरे सूत्रों से पता चला है

कि तमाम बस स्टॉप,

रेलवे स्टेशन,

सब्ज़ी मंडी,

uttam Nagar terminal ,

Tilak nagar LIC office ke pass,

Subhash nagar mod ,

कमानिया गेट ,

Azadpur mandi,

सदर और

छोटी लाईन फाटक के

करीब............................

तरबूज़ आ गए हैं, जा कर खरीद लो!