Saas vs bahu

Bahu roti ja rahi thi.
Sas ne pucha - kyo beti,ro q rahi hai..?
Bahu: Kya main Chudel
jaisi dikhati hun..? :':
Saas: Nahi, bilkul nahi.
Bahu: Kya meri eyes
mendak ki taraha hai..?
Saas: Nahi to.
Bahu: Kya meri nak pakode
jaisi hai..?
Saas: Nahi..!
Bahu: Kya mai bhains jaisi moti
aur kali hoon..?
Saas: Nahi beti, yeh sab kisne
kaha tumse..?
Bahu: Phir sare mohalle ke log
kyu kahte phirte hai ki tu
to apni Saas jaisi dikhati hai.????