Prank calls

Height of prank call
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Hello pooja hai...?
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Nahi...
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To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!
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A guy calls an unknown number..
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Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag
jaayega..
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And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up
again..
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Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke
rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..
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✔Ek aur...
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Dr: Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctor saab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi
banana. I'm not feeling well !
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✔ Bas last..
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Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!!
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Ekdum
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??
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One more Height of prank call.
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Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up
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After some time again
Hello Popatlal hai?
Bola na nahi hai.... Hang up
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And again
Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi hai mere baap.... Hang up
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And one more time
Hello Popatlal hai?
haan hai bol, kya chahiye
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chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. ....
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Tune to bola tha nahi h