Railway interview

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-
Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya
karoge?
Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Pappu :- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Pappu :- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Pappu :- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.