Wife's Q&A

You ask your wife something and she says, "wahan rakha hai.."
This "wahan" can be either
1. on the table
2. or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen
3. or Antarctica..!!!

When wife say, "woh laa do.."..It can be
1. her Lipstick
2. or milk fm market
3. or An AK 56..!!!

When wife says "yeh kya hai..??" It can be
1. your Pyjamas on the floor
2. or beer 6-pack in fridge
3. or a Drone flying over Afghanistan.!!

When wife says, "tumhe kabhi kuch samajh nahi aata.."...It can be about
1. a new mushy WhatsApp msg
2. or Einstein's Theory of Relativity
3. or her latest spending spree in Mall...!

When wife says, "abb bohot ho gaya..." ...It can be
1. the mascara she is putting
2. or the amount of Anthrax that needs to be put in a Biological Weapon
3. or the latest spat she had...with your mother..!!!

And....when wife says,

"main kaisi lag rahi hoon?"

Its GAME OVER.
It doesn't have any meaning...except confirmed annihilation. It just puts you in a fix which Arjun had faced.... just before the War started......
in Mahabharata ...
as to whether you should follow Dharma ....or Karma...!