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Friday, 8 May 2015

Salmankhan convicted

# SalmanKhanConvicted . Pin drop silence in
the court:
Salman: Sir ek baar suno to sahi?
Judge: Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ...
uske
baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta
Salman: Sir mai begunaah hoon
Judge: Ye tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur
khoon main
apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake
Salman: Sir ab main kya karu?
Judge: Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
Salman: Sir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so
rahe the?
Judge: Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli
mat kar
... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega
Salman: Sir aap cheez kya ho?
Judge: Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil
mein
aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi
Salman: Okkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka
faisla?
Judge: Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar
bolta hoon
... aur full and final ho jaata hai
Salman stares at the judge
Judge: Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ...
toh tumhe
mujhse pyar ho jayega
Salman: Sir mai life me koi nayi excitement
nahi
chahta
Judge: Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein
kick na ho
Salman: Don’t you think you are
overestimating
yourself?
Judge: Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi
underestimate
nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!
Salman stops speaking and waves at his fans.
Wahin door Yerawada Jail mein:
Sanjay Dutt: Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez,
lohe ka
pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri
mausi, kutta
tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!
😱😱😩😩😩

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