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Sunday, 19 April 2015

First meeting with GF parents

Rakesh apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska pet kharab tha us din.


Puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se rakesh ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh rakesh k muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF's father:- hello beta rakesh, how are you?

Rakesh :- m good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.

Achanak Rakesh k pet mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted "Poooooooo...."

Saare logo ne rakesh ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad rakesh k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se." Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Rakesh ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya.

2 min baad again rakesh "poooooo...."

Gf's father gusse mein:- Tommy... Get out, bhago yaha se... Rakesh fir se bahut khush hua.

Gf:- Sorry rakesh ye kutta bhi na... Tommy bhago chalo jao, hato rakesh k paas se..

Thodi der baad fir se Rakesh k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOOOOOOOOOOO......"
GF's father:- Tommy haramkhor!!! jab wo tere upar hugg dega tab hatega kya waha se kameene..??"

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