Today's dose

Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin.. ♨ Staff askd: wht hapend? Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight? I said yes ! Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

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Shocking Introduction at a party... . . One man to another .. Meet my wife tanya .. 2nd one : ya, I know her. 1st one : how..? 2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together. 1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..?? 2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes. We were classmates.


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Police: R u married? Sardar: Yes, with a woman. Police (angrily) : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man? Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!!

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--Signboard outside a.. PATHOLOGY Clinic-- For you it may be your Urine & Potty... but for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!!




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One day I asked my Heart...... What is love ? Heart Replied: Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch.....



. ----------------------------------- Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain?? Senapati: Maharaj, hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!