Pride

Pride is good.


An American, an Italian, a Turk and a Sardar...

American: I'm proud of our CIA. They know whatever is happening in the
world, often before it happens.

Italian: I'm proud of our women. They're the most beautiful and proud
and not easy to be "had."

Turk: I'm proud of our carpets...true works of art. No one can make
carpets of such high quality.

Then they all looked at the silent Sardar, waiting for his response.
They asked: What are you proud of?

Sardar: I'm proud of myself!
They all asked: Why?
Sardar: Last week I screwed an Italian woman on a Turkish carpet...And
the CIA knew nothing about it..!! 😅😅😅