Aaj k shararti bacche:
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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ๐
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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna๐
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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.๐
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Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...๐ด๐
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Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...๐ก๐ก
Aftr exam
Father๐ : how is ur result?
Son๐ก: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...
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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...๐ด๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐๐
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...๐ก๐ก
Aftr exam
Father๐ : how is ur result?
Son๐ก: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...
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