#Happy Holi

Dear beloved person, when you assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and balanced female became alcoholic
When you wore denim and oscillated your pelvic girdle in one direction, the adjoining resident's sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychological disorder
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Now read in hindi
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बलम पिचकारी जो तूने मुझे मारी
तो सीधी साधी छोरी शराबी हो गयी
जींस पहेनके जो तूने मारा ठुमका
तो लट्टू पड़ोसन भी भाभी हो गयी
Happy Holi in Advance