#Alia

:mrgreen:: Alia  RETURNS

Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

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Alia and Pooja  were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Alia  joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Alia: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

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NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

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Alia Bhatt spl...

Who is the coach of Indian Women's Hockey Team ?
Alia : Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan

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Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest ?
A. A peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia : It's B. An Elephant

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Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld !!!

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Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !
Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !

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Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK...
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???

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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.

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Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao ! ! !

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Do you see Formula 1 ???
Alia : No, I Hate Maths.

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Alia, Can U tell what is 3x4 ???
Alia : It's easy, Answer is 12And What is 4x3 ???
Alia : Very simple... It's 21 !

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Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???
Alia : Abki Baar ! ! !

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Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?