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Sunday, 18 October 2015

Cold water with meals

Heart Attacks And
Drinking Warm
Water.

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal,
but about Heart Attack's . The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their
meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt
their drinking habit while
eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this
article is applicable to
you. It is very Harmful to have Cold Drink/Water during a meal. Because,
the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you
have just consumed. It will
slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge'
reacts with the acid, it will break down and be
absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats
and lead to cancer . It is best to drink hot soup
or warm water after a meal.

French fries and Burgers
are the biggest enemy of heart health. A coke after that gives more power to
this demon. Avoid them for
your Heart's & Health.

Drink one glass of warm water just when you are about to go to bed to avoid clotting of the blood at night to avoid heart attacks or strokes.

A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this
message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least
one life. ... So, please be a true friend and send
this article to people
care about...

National development

बस कर पगले! अब और कितना विकास करेगा:-

*दाल को 75 से बढ़ा कर 175 रुपए प्रति किलो कर दिया।
*प्याज को बढ़ा कर 20 से 80 रुपए प्रति किलो कर दिया।
*आते ही ट्रेनों के किराए में 14 प्रतिशत का विकास करवा दिया।
*रुपया को बढ़ा कर 58 से 68 रुपए प्रति डॉलर कर दिया।
अब इससे ज्यादा विकास करेगा तो जान चली जाएगी।
*18 महीने में इतना विकास , अभी तो और विकास बाकी है महंगाई कांग्रेस के दौर में "डायन" कहलाती थी मोदी के राज में "विकास" कहलाती है

रिश्ता वही सोच नई

Sexually harassment

Lady : I'm sexually harassed at office .

Friend : what happened ?

Lady : A man keeps saying your hair smells nice !!

Friend : so what's wrong in that ?


Lady : he's only 3 feet tall

Fasting in Navraatre

अभी-अभी खबर आई है कि देवतओं ने सर्व सम्मति से ये निर्णय लिया है कि...
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उन लोगो का व्रत मान्य नही होगा जिनके टूथपेस्ट मे नमक है।

Confident lady

Written by a confident lady...

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.

Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot..

Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked, etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy aswell, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car."...

Don't laugh alone...send to other husbands or wives

Saturday, 17 October 2015

Bollywood masala

Ekdum new in market...

Bollywood's WhatsApp group

Akshay- hii everyone..!!
Shahid- Hi overacting ki dukaan

Akshay- (angry)

Saif- hehhe

Kareena- Hii Saifu......love u

*Shahid left group*

Bipasha- hahaha....bechara......how r u frnds??

John- hey m fine....miss u....how's u??

*Bipasha left group*

Akshay- arey yr bhot boring ho rha hai...

Ajay- kyun? Tees Mar khan dekhi kya?

Akshay- nhi... teri Himmatwala dekhi

*Ajay was removed from group*

Aishwarya- Nice to meet u all. ..thnx for adding in the grp

Salman- Miss to hmne bhi bohot kiya aapko

Aishwarya- Hii....who r u??

Salman- (silence)

Akshay - Kya sallu bhai...bhot emotional ho rhe ho

*Aishwarya left group *

Salman- hmmm

Vivek- Kon hai tu? Kyon ro rha hai?

Salman- Mujh par ek ehsaan krna ki Mujh par koi ehsaan mat krna...

*Vivek left group *

Amitabh- Hahaha.....arey Akki hmare zamane ke actors hein ki nhi iss grp me???

Akshay- Haan hai na...Rekha ji hein..

*Amitabh left group *

Chunky- Bas karo yr....sab grp Kyon chhod rhe hai??

Saif- Chunky ko kaun add kiya??

Chunky- Arey me bhi Bangladesh ka superstar hu...

Salman- hehhe

Govinda- Aap sabko Govinda ka namaskar..

Shakti kapoor- Aaau....mere raja babu.. apko bhi namaskar

*Shakti kapoor was removed from group *

Shahrukh- Kyon nikala usko grp se

Akshay- Sry...glti se add hua.....vulgar members not allowed

Salman- Shahrukh ko Kyon add kiya??

Shahrukh- Tera kya ja rha he??

Salman- Sahi se reh nhi to maar khayega

Shahrukh- Jyada natak mar kr

Akshay- Ladai bndh kro wrna dono ko grp se bahr nikaal dunga

Suniel Shetty- Akki bhai...Hera-pheri 3 ki shooting kb shuru hogi??

Akshay- Tjhe liya he kya film mein..

Suniel Shetty-

Hritik- Hii Anna....ajkal filmo me dikhai nhi dete...

Suniel Shetty- Jabse Krrish dekhi he filmo me kaam krne ka man hi nhi krta. .

Madhuri- Hello frnds....meri comebck film Gulaabi gang jaroor dekhna...

Juhi Chawla- Yes frnds..zaroor dekhna...mein bhi hu

Alia bhatt- Haha...koi nhi dekhega

Raveena- Akki...bacchiyon ko kyon add kiya grp me

Sunny leone- Only adults allowed

Saif- Oye sunny leone bhi hai kya?

Kareena-

*Kareena left group *

*Sunny leone was removed from group *

*Sunny deol added in group *

Akshay- Hii dhai kilo wale haath

Sunny deol- Oyyeeeeeeee..!!. Action hero se mjak?..fod dunga..

Suniel Shetty- Mein hun action hero

Akshay- Mein hun..

Salman- Action ka dusra naam Salman Khan

John- I m the real action hero..

Rajnikant- Munna.......jhund me toh suvar aate hai...sher akela aata hai..!!

John- kaun tu???

Sunny- kaun hai ye akki? Batana,

Akshay- Rajnikant Sir..

* Sunny deol left group *

*Hritik left group *

*John left group *

*Saif left group *

*Salman left group *

*Shahrukh left group *

*Suniel Shetty left group *

Yenna Raskala...Mind it..!!
After a movement

Unknown Girl :-hiii...rajni sir

Rajnikant:-yeh kon hey Akki...???






















































































Akshay Kumar:-Shantabai...


Rajnikant deleted what's app

Online world

Very nice message
I had spent an hour in the bank with my Uncle, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself & asked...

''Uncle, why don't we activate your internet banking?''

''Why would I do that?''
He asked...

''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.

You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!''

I was so excited about initiating him into the world of Net banking.

He asked ''If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?

''Yes, yes''! I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered at door now and how amazon delivers everything!

His answer left me tongue-tied.

He said ''Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends, I have chatted a while with the staff who know me very well by now.

You know I m alone...
this is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.

Two years back I got sick, The store owner from whom I buy fruits, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.

My wife fell down few days back while on her morning walk. My local grocer saw her and immediately got his car to rush her home as he knows where I live.

Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?

Why would I want everything delivered to me and force me to interact with just my computer? 

I like to know the person that I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller' . It creates bonds. Relationships.

Does Amazon deliver all this as well?'''