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Wednesday 16 September 2015

Speak in English

Chotu: Mummy......aap ne mujh se jhut bola....๐Ÿ˜”


Mom: I told u....every time please speak in English....๐Ÿ˜ก


Chotu : Ok Mom.....I said that u lied to me.....๐Ÿ˜–


Mom : When.....๐Ÿ˜ณ


Chotu : U said that.....my younger sister is an angel....๐Ÿ˜ณ


Mom : Yes.....she is....๐Ÿ˜Š


Chotu : So why didn't she fly......when I threw her from our balcony......๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Mom : Tera beda gark ho je......Kanjra......๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Kithe sutteya kuri nu.....๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Company growth

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Employee : After 3 quarters I don't really care about company growth, I just do the nagin dance.